thekingofwinter:

takohai:

glitteringknight:

"Your highness" is gender neutral.

So you know, if you’re ever confused about my pronouns.

That’ll work.

alternatively, “your majesty,” “my liege,” and “supreme overlord”

please note that “your grace” is also acceptable

nomohomo:

*opens blank tab* yes mom im doing my homework leave me alone dont you trust me at all

(Source: tbheartless)

sandandglass:

"Hey, you shouldn’t eat that. It’s not good for you."

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elegancea:

Sometimes, the best way to not get your heart broken is to act like you don’t have one. 

spookemoij:

What if a pregnancy test just said:
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